slothgrrl:

BEST INVESTMENT EVER. Next month I’m gonna collect the blood in a jar and paint with it.

Get this folks this thing is so comfy I forgot it was in there and when I took it out the overflow actually flew out like a Rothko painting mixed with Disney’s Fantasia; it was poetry.

and IT’S ON SALE RIGHT NOW FOR JUST ONE MORE DAY sorry I’ll stop yell-advertising. I have just known it was on sale all May and was like ‘hm I should tell tumblr they’ll appreciate this’ but forgot because flake. So get a menstrual cup then use your innards as liquid fertiliser in these hard times because nitrogen.

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   Get this folks this thing is so comfy I forgot it was in there and when I took it out the overflow actually flew out...

6. achaoticmasterpiece said: Completely off topic with this post, but I like your hair. It reminds me of cotton candy and makes me want to eat it. Umm….that’s it I guess hahah
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8. halflightlife said: NICE FRECKLES. I know you hate them. Still love them. Deal with itttt.
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